They have time to rack up an incest rape case they once slept with and claim this is the scandal, not peace money. As though there are no sex shows, no boobs shows in peace shows.
How do they settle sexual harassment cases in Calgary? Like
they settle gang rapes in Congo? Elders with slimy hands alhamdulillahing,
admonishing the erring girls not to wear this or that, you are peace advocates,
not sluts, don’t go motor-riding with Muslim boys, don’t sit alone with them in
a room.
But this is the 21st century, and that outside
your window is the pavement, that the mall. What idiot can you con with tribal or
Islamic law?
And suppose all a curious lesbian engaged in interfaith
dialogue wants to know is if her Muslim friend is circumcised, should she call a
party? Should she be raped?
World peace must be at our doors if lawyers and shamans who
ordinarily blink at incest in their own houses are now crossing class, culture,
and geographical divide to help one party to a post-coital conflict. What I
look forward to is for the MILF to get Feminist Solidarity nominations. My own
candidate is the rapist’s daughter.
They sell soaps at the UN, and the consultants are making a
killing.
